Why is it that even in Dallas I can’t find pants that fit? Honestly, I thought I was “average”.  More men wear 42×30? Seriously?

This is discrimination.  ”Well, sir, we can order them and you can pick them up here at the store.”  Really?  Well, I can order them and have them delievered to my apartment.  This is worse than the whole left-handed thing.  I need a lawyer…

On a totally unrelated note: I just finished off the last of the ice cream. No matter how little is left, I always feel like a fatty for eating it out of the carton…